Criminal, Criminal, Criminology.... I actually can't tell you guys when Criminal 2 comes out. You probably don't even remember or have even heard of Criminal. It's been really hard lately because I have a new computer, and I don't have flash. SHIT. Anyways, as soon as I get flash back, I'll be working on ,"something", as hard as I can. wink.
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apparently a girl that lives down your street that you don't even know about is stalking you. well I helped you get flash on your new computer so............
finish criminal 2.
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you mean rotoscoping? that's kind of cheap unless you don't just trace it. if your just using it to get a general idea of how to animate something then I'd say it's fine. But still, finish criminal 2 anyway. you fuck.
No, not like rotoscoping. Just to get the general idea like you said. BTW, I will make Criminal 2.
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Dumbass.. Lol your banner XD
Why did you call me dumbass? That really hurt.
You know what? I hate people like you, you know that? You should shut your trap hole. Your just mean. Fat ass. Jerk wad. Butt hole face. You think your funny? You SUCK. lmao. I just can't believe people like you are on newgrounds becuase your just so horrible. And your super fat and ugly. I hope you die in a coma right after being burned alive. Then as you almost recover from your coma I'll jump on your bed and pull my pants down. I'll push as hard as I can to make the biggest shit of my life. It goes in your mouth and slowly down until you swallow it. Days later you wake up to find you have to go to the bathroom. On your way to the bathroom you begin to shit. My turd comes out of your ass and combined with your stupid ass mother fucking shit creates and even bigger shit no man has ever laid eyes on. The nurse comes in to see the complete mess you made and makes you clean it up. Midway through you begin to throwup because the smell of our shit is so horrible. Now the pile is made of Your shit, my shit, and your vomit. I come in and throwup all over you. Then the pile has my vomit added to it. I hit you with a baseball bat and knock you out. I then collect the pile of shit and vomit with a baggy and force it down your throught with a funnel. You then wake up 30 minutes later and throwup again. I come in again and rup the mix all over your body and throw you out the window. We engage in an epic battle until you defeat me. You laugh standing right ontop of me while I hit your leg to cause you to fall. We then roll off a hill and fall into a garbage truck that goes to the city dump. The truck dumps us and the pile of garbage into the dump and I dig my way out first. I then lift the intire pile of garbage with you in it and throw it to a building in the close city. I jump and fly all the way to the building before you and the pile of gabrage makes it and punch the pile into space. I fly all the way up into space. At this time you make your way out of the pile of garbage and fight me again. This time I win and throw you into the sun. After the sun is destroyed you and me become best pals and go to fight of an evil empire called the Groxinators. We defeat the evil race and have a very healthly breakfast of cereal. Later we find a secret nebula that transports anymatter of any form to the center of the universe. We see that ever species ever made is there along with God himself. I shoot God in the face and start T-bagging him. You laugh and I get pissed for no reason at all and start punching you inthe stomach. You throwup again but this time I eat the throwup and spit it in a mixture of siliva and a vomit spray all over you. We laugh and then go back to earth with a new sum because I wished one with my vomit-spit spray. As we fall to the earth, we soon realize that there has been a huge time gap, and we actually have been gone for 500 billion years. The world is controled by an evil Hitler copy and he must find him. The only way is to solve an annoyingly hard 3d puzzle. As soon as that is done we find the Hitler copy and battle him. He is extremely hard and has super-effective moves against us. We soon manage to defeat him an soon bury him in honor of a worthy battle. The world soon becomes 2 diminsoinal after the great 3d puzzle was solved and we have to journey through all mario games in a 2d format. It takes us a few million years but we soon crack the games, shooting us into an even deeping domision. I start turning black and you start turning white and we both hear a loud fuzzy noise. Almost the same as the noise you here on tv when the cable has gone out. It takes us a while to figure out that the universe has colapsed on itself and we must build a time machine to go back to ever conflicted moment intime and to rescue any important future leaders. So our real journey begins. Our first stop is 65 million years ago when the dinosaurs were at their peak of strength and God wanted to get rid of them because he's a total asshole. I kill him and T-bag him again. We rescued the dinosaurs from becoming extrict and bring along a T-rex with us to tag along or wtf ever. Our second stop is during the great moment of Jesus Christ's death. I punch my way threw any roman gaurds and pull Jesus Christ out of the cross. Then I give the cross to the T-rex as a gift and travel threw time once more. Our next stop is around the mid of WW2. I find the battle of the buldge on my timeradar and travel there to safe some dumbass's from dieing. You travel to when japan attacked Pearl habor and ninja jumb all over the jap's planes to make them crash. Finally the T-rex travels to when Hitler shot him self and stop hitler. Hitler then saw the mighty power of the T-rex and started research on how to live forever. To this day he still lives and will soon plan to attack the world with giant cloned T-rexes. We soon mourn over the loss of our beloved T-rex and then travel with rage into the near future where we find the mighty army of T-rexes with german soldiers on their backs. We battle and kill all soldiers but not the T-rexes becuase they didn't do anything. I goback into the present and take a long vacation while you travel threw time every day to make sure everything is right with the world. Later in the year 20XX you incounter a tankman. You have butt sex with him good and dirty because you love tank men. You do a cheat imitaion of the tankman and learn his type of speach. You travel back in time and start making movies about tankmen. I then get mad at you because I first dicovered tankmen and you copied off me. Then any chance I get, I try to foil one of your tankman projects. But today I say screw it I'm done. I then go home to make a movie of myself. It's ok but nothing compared to you movies even if I have an art pad. I then travel to the future and have sex with the tank men and learn how they act and talk and have sex. I go back in time and start making my movies in the year 2009. They are amazingly good and beat your movies scores by a long shot. I laugh a little then have sex with a teddy bear. Ok I'm done. Seriusly I'm done. Jesus Christ.
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I reccomended Criminal for the Treasure Hunt, but it didn't win.
Well that sure helps.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY LAST COMMENT ON HERE?
lol
loll xd
fuck yopiu!!! UTO
Can I help you sir?
Your as crazy as a coconut!!!1
AND YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS THERAPY FROM A GAY 300 POUND BLACK MAN!!!1111
you fuck!!
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can I suck your tongue
hmmmmm, wat?
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wtf do you want?
Criminal = awesomesauce
Hey dude I hear that you didnt
flush the toilet the last time that you
went. It was stinky!!!!!!!!
Duuuuuuuude flush your toilet daaaaaaaaaaaamn
what
Can I help with Criminal 2?
:3
I could use your help later on with voicing acting. I'll let you know buddy!
...criminal ruled, I'll be waiting for it man :O
I just couldnt understand why you just had 5 reviews and 900 views (¿?)
but oh well whatever..
Great idea, work on it=everyone happy ^_________________^
CRIMINSL 2 NAO!
at least U have a comp.Mine broke down and i dont kno wats wrong with it
AntiUVersegirl
this is aunt ti uverse....girl down the street ..u cuss too much...stop whining and make the movie....peace out
Tugoro (Updated )
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